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Pay Attention While Walking

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Pay Attention While Walking thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

Beautiful things don't ask for attention. - Steve Conrad

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. - Donald Trump

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Instructions for living a life: Pay attention. Be astonished. Tell about it. - Mary Oliver

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

The difference between misery and happiness depends on what we do with our attention. - Sharon Salzberg

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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