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Pay Attention While Walking thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The status quo sucks. - George Carlin

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Status Quo: Latin for 'the mess we're in.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I'm not interested in preserving the status quo; I want to overthrow it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Speakers who talk about what life has taught them never fail to keep the attention of their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. - James R. Cook

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg


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