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Pay Attention While Walking

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Pay Attention While Walking thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

Discharge status: Alive but without permission - Unknown

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention. - Unknown

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Status Quo: Latin for 'the mess we're in.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. - Richard Moss

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecuted; he must also be right. - Stephen Jay Gould

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith


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