Penguin Love

All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

I love everything about India. - Russell Peters

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I love stretching myself musically. - Liz Phair

We love because it is the only true adventure. - Nikki Giovanni

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

I love being famous - it's almost like being white. - Chris Rock

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

In some countries you love your neighbors, and in others you eat them. - Ravi Zacharias

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Love is what happens when two hearts find their happy place right beside each other. - Unknown

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou