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Penguin Love

Signs of romance in the animal kingdom

Penguin Love thanks to Roy Taylor

Chlling out with your best buddy

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Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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