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Penguin Love

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Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We are most alive when we're in love. - John Updike

Love should be allowed. I'm all for it. - Truman Capote

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

To love what you do and feel it matters - how could anything be more fun? - Katharine Graham

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness and love have no end. - George W Bush

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis


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