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Penguin Love

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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias

I love her and that's the beginning and end of everything. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

If you love deeply, you're going to get hurt badly. But it's still worth it. - C S Lewis

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten. - William Faulkner

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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