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Penguin Love

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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. - Willa Cather

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden


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