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What's your perception of yourself?

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Is your apple half empty or half full?

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Mirror, Mirror on the wall... When I grow up I’m gonna be a lion king!

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I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

What is passion? It is surely the becoming of a person. - John Boorman

If you have no critics you'll likely have no success. - Malcolm X

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Hope is one of the principal springs that keep mankind in motion. - Thomas Fuller

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

The height of your persistence will decide the height of your success. - Unknown

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

We have always held to the hope, the belief, the conviction that there is a better life, a better world, beyond the horizon. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo


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