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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Nothing happens unless first we dream. - Carl Sandburg

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Everything that is done in the world is done by hope. - Martin Luther

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Success isn't everything, but it makes a man stand straight. - Lillian Hellman

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Success comes when people act together; failure tends to happen alone. - Deepak Chopra

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

Success is the progressive realization of predetermined, worthwhile, personal goals. - Paul J Meyer

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo


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