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The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

The success and the failure are not my concern, but His. - Joseph B Lightfoot

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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