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Mirror, Mirror on the wall... When I grow up I’m gonna be a lion king!

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Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Uncertainty is the refuge of hope. - Henri Frederic Amiel

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

The success and the failure are not my concern, but His. - Joseph B Lightfoot

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

If you have no critics you'll likely have no success. - Malcolm X

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

Our best successes often come after our greatest disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Never lose hope. Storms make people stronger and never last forever. - Roy T Bennett

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Success comes when people act together; failure tends to happen alone. - Deepak Chopra

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. - Confucius

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown


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