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What's your perception of yourself?

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Is your apple half empty or half full?

Perception thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Mirror, Mirror on the wall... When I grow up I’m gonna be a lion king!

Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. - Carol Burnett

For every dream that you have, your week needs to match that dream. - Eric Thomas

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

The superior man makes the difficulty to be overcome his first interest; success only comes later. - Confucius

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Disability is a matter of perception. If you can do just one thing well, you're needed by someone. - Martina Navratilova

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

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