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Mirror, Mirror on the wall... When I grow up I’m gonna be a lion king!

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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic. - Norman Cousins

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

What you applaud you encourage, but beware what you celebrate. - Ravi Zacharias

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Hope is one of the principal springs that keep mankind in motion. - Thomas Fuller

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time. - Arnold H Glasow

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

In joined hands there is still some token of hope, in the clinched fist none. - Victor Hugo

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Man never is, but always to be blest. - Alexander Pope

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who formerly snubbed you. - Mary Little

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. - Manel Loureiro

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

But there is one thing better than going to Heaven and that is to encourage at least one other person to go with me. - Nick Vujicic

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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