QuotaBillsVice Versa: Dirty Italian poetry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich
Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown
Old and young, we are all on our last cruise. - Robert Louis Stevenson
BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker
Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker
Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus
Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters
There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown
The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo. - Mark Twain
Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott
Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown
A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher
Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg
The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle
That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker
When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones
If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas
No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree
Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell
Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney
It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage
If you absolutely can't stay positive, don't go negative, just cruise neutral for a while until you can get back up. - Terri Guillemets
Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar
He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda