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Picture Of Me Getting Naked

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Picture Of Me Getting Naked thanks to Howard Chapman

He asked me to send him a picture...

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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Humor is a painful thing told playfully. - Charles W Jarvis

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. - Samuel Goldwyn

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? - Christina Auilera

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White


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