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Picture Of Me Getting Naked

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Picture Of Me Getting Naked thanks to Howard Chapman

He asked me to send him a picture...

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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

Humor is reason gone mad. - Groucho Marx

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

A selfie a day keeps insecurities away. - Unknown

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

There is nothing so practical as a good theory. - Kurt Lewin

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. - Samuel Goldwyn

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie. - Unknown

Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities. - C S Lewis

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable. - Tin Man

Never trust a theologian who doesn't have a sense of humor. - D Elton Trueblood

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

A decrepit society shuns humour as a decrepit individual shuns drafts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter. - Alice Meynell

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White


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