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Picture Of Me Getting Naked

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Picture Of Me Getting Naked thanks to Howard Chapman

He asked me to send him a picture...

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Humor is reason gone mad. - Groucho Marx

Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

A selfie a day keeps insecurities away. - Unknown

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. - Samuel Goldwyn

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? - Christina Auilera

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones


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