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Pigeon Warning

To feed or not to feed - that is the answer

Pigeon Warning thanks to Kyle Ziegler

Turning bird droppings into finger droppings

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

If you can't be a good example, be a warning. - Unknown

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

The only thing I’m afraid of is a life without you, Pigeon. - Jamie McGuire

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Catherine Aird

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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