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Pineapple Slicer

Dole pineapple re-tools its core operations

Pineapple Slicer thanks to Roy Taylor

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My life is one demd horrid grind. - Charles Dickens

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice! - WC Fields

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

Noli illegitimi carborundum: Don't let the bastards grind you down. - Unknown

If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. - Jay Leno

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton


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