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Ping Wrong

Waveboard Ping-Pong - latest sports game

Ping Wrong thanks to Keith Blake

Where one wong move knocked out the Chinese competitor

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Win the game before it's played. - Unknown

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno


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