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Pirate Star Wars

R2-D2 as a pirate

Pirate Star Wars thanks to Howard Chapman

5,000 years before the Battle of Yavin there was Long John Silver

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For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Good Anakin. Good. Kill him. Kill him now. - Chancellor Palpatine

I'm not a pirate. I'm an innovator. - Ken Dotcom

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last. - Lawrence Lessig

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO. - Cory Doctorow

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman


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