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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I've been married so long I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce. - Susan Vass

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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