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A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

If that ain't the Black calling the kettle pot! - Archie Bunker

When the whole neighborhood turns into a smelting pot. - Archie Bunker

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

I'm out there everyday amongst them, in the smelting pot of New York. - Archie Bunker

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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