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Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If that ain't the Black calling the kettle pot! - Archie Bunker

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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