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I need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown

Yacht Owners: Successful sailsmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

I'm what you call a Depression sailor. - Ernest Borgnine

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H Spurgeon

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

All great calamities on land and sea have been traced to inspectors who did not inspect. - Kin Hubbard

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

I'll sail to Ka-Troo. And bring back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo. A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too. - Theodor Seuss Geisel

He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles. - Henry David Thoreau

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. - Napoleon Hill


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