Pulled You Over
Doing donuts on the highway
Consequences of speeding to the next Dunkin' Donuts store
QuotaBillsDonut give up. - Homer Simpson
But first, donuts. - Unknown
You had me at donut. - Unknown
I love you more than donuts. - Unknown
Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown
I'm just here for the donuts. - Unknown
Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut
Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown
Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown
I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer
Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst
Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz
I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov
The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas
Snackcident - whenever you accidentally eat all the donuts. - Unknown
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray
A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller