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Pulled You Over

Doing donuts on the highway

Pulled You Over thanks to Barry McCartney

Consequences of speeding to the next Dunkin' Donuts store

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Donut give up. - Homer Simpson

But first, donuts. - Unknown

You had me at donut. - Unknown

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown

I'm just here for the donuts. - Unknown

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Snackcident - whenever you accidentally eat all the donuts. - Unknown

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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