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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Successful Woman: One who finds such a man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Anesthetic: The painkiller that crazy women refuse during labour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. - Dorothy Parker

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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