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Putting Your Foot Down

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Putting Your Foot Down thanks to Mike King

Is he getting to be a heel around the house?

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Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L Sayers

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Strapless Gown: 1. When a woman won't shoulder the responsibility; 2. A compromise between the law of decency and the law of gravity. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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