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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

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I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

X-Factor: 1. Anything that is unexpected; 2. As in Sudoku at suJoku.com - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

The world is a very puzzling place. If you're not willing to be puzzled, you just become a replica of someone else's mind. - Noam Chomsky

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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