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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

X-Factor: 1. Anything that is unexpected; 2. As in Sudoku at suJoku.com - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

The world is a very puzzling place. If you're not willing to be puzzled, you just become a replica of someone else's mind. - Noam Chomsky

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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