QuotaBillsInspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo
Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner
Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken
You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox
Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson
When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley
No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay
Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna
Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot
If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White
The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska
You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa
Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker
Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier
Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash
I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner
Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken