Racial Profiling Starts Early
Speeding tickets came naturally for Leroy
But I was just taking a ride in the park, officer...
QuotaBillsLap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner
Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken
Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison
Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close
Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer
Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler
Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa
Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard
One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy
Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash
Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver
Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry