Racial Profiling Starts Early

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry