Rain Funnels

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen