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Rain Funnels

Falling rains turns this 'Funnell Wall' into a musical instrument

Rain Funnels thanks to Keith Blake

German engine-uity celebrates nature

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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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