Rain Funnels

Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown