Rain Funnels
Falling rains turns this 'Funnell Wall' into a musical instrument
German engine-uity celebrates nature
QuotaBillsChili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown
RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb
Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly
A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb
You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore
There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry
A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb
If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown