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Recycled Pet Beds

Finding a new home for old clothing

Recycled Pet Beds thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Putting used clothes to good use

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Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

Dust Rags: Dad's Underwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. - Jimmy Fallon

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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