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Recycled Pet Beds

Finding a new home for old clothing

Recycled Pet Beds thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Putting used clothes to good use

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Dust Rags: Dad's Underwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. - Jimmy Fallon

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

It's not plagiarism - I'm recycling words, as any good environmentally conscious writer would do. - Unlek Swain

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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