QuotaBillsTurkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Up there in his ivory shower - Archie Bunker
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer
We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails. - Bertha Calloway
Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath
If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower. - Groucho Marx
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino
My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland
The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George
Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West
I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen
For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson
When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle