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I don't sing in the shower. I perform. - Unknown
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia
Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini
If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower. - Groucho Marx
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino
My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan
Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown
It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash