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Redneck Book Holder

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Redneck Book Holder thanks to Roy Taylor

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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

You live several lives while reading. - William Styron

Solitude is a catalyst for innovation. - Susan Cain

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

We can close the books on infectious diseases. - William H Stewart

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all. - Oscar Wilde

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

An expenditure of words without income of ideas will lead to intellectual bankruptcy. - Ravi Zacharias

A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses, it is an idea that possesses the mind. - Robert Oxton Bolt

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

What good is an idea if it remains an idea? Try. Experiment. Iterate. Fail. Try again. Change the world. - Simon Sinek

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Idealism springs from deep feelings, but feelings are nothing without the formulated idea that keeps them whole. - Jacques Barzun

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

Innovation is the specific instrument of entrepreneurship. The act that endows resources with a new capacity to create wealth. - Peter F Drucker

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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