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Redneck Book Holder

Bubba's book holder is on the level

Redneck Book Holder thanks to Roy Taylor

Eliminating a page turner's job

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Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

An idea is a feat of association. - Robert Frost

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

Every person is a book, each year a chapter. - Mark Twain

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

White. A blank page or canvas. So many possibilities. - Stephen Sondheim

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it. - Don Marquis

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Everyone says forgiveness is a lovely idea, until they have something to forgive. - C S Lewis

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

An expenditure of words without income of ideas will lead to intellectual bankruptcy. - Ravi Zacharias

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind, than in the one where they sprung up. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis

Innovation is the specific instrument of entrepreneurship. The act that endows resources with a new capacity to create wealth. - Peter F Drucker

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway


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