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Redneck Book Holder

Bubba's book holder is on the level

Redneck Book Holder thanks to Roy Taylor

Eliminating a page turner's job

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Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

Every really new idea looks crazy at first. - Alfred North Whitehead

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

To swear off mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off ideas. - Leo Burnett

When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. - Michel de Montaigne

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good, I am satisfied. - Alfred Nobel

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses, it is an idea that possesses the mind. - Robert Oxton Bolt

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. - W H Auden

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman


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