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Redneck Book Holder

Bubba's book holder is on the level

Redneck Book Holder thanks to Roy Taylor

Eliminating a page turner's job

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Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Solitude is a catalyst for innovation. - Susan Cain

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds. - Mark Twain

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are. - Mason Cooley

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again. - C S Lewis

The idea is not to live forever, it is to create something that will. - Andy Warhol

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all. - Oscar Wilde

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

One always tends to overpraise a long book, because one has got through it. - E M Forster

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Francis Bacon

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

An expenditure of words without income of ideas will lead to intellectual bankruptcy. - Ravi Zacharias

If you want to be a leader, you must have ideas. If not, you're simply a follower. - T Mohamad

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about themselves, and small people talk about others. - John C Maxwell

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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