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Redneck Cabinet Extension

When a wide screen TV needs wide screen coverage

Redneck Cabinet Extension thanks to Cathy Young

Bubba's easy way to extend television coverage

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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

Our Cabinet is always unanimous, except when we disagree. - William Vander Zalm

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically. - T.H. Thompson

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein. - George W. Bush

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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