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Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown
I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright
Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb
We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell
Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth
Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale
Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp
What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith
Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin
I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman
You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball
Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias
Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker
I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump
Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood
Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs
Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
A collection of rare thoughts is nothing less than a cabinet of intellectual gems. - William B. Sprague
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen
I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx
A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel
Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond
If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown
The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk
I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery
Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown
Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller
What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein
Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri
You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown
Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone