Redneck Cabinet Extension

Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

A collection of rare thoughts is nothing less than a cabinet of intellectual gems. - William B. Sprague

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone