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Redneck Cabinet Extension

When a wide screen TV needs wide screen coverage

Redneck Cabinet Extension thanks to Cathy Young

Bubba's easy way to extend television coverage

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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli


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