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Redneck Car Movie Screen

Keeping the kid's attention during a long ride

Redneck Car Movie Screen thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Bubba's moving cinema solution for the kids

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Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. - Samuel Goldwyn

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention. - Unknown

Entertain a clown and you become part of the circus. - Unknown

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Flight Schedule: An entertaining work of paperback fiction - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is what happens when you're not looking at a screen. - Unknown

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. - Richard Moss

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

I did a movie called 'Marathon Man' and it was one of my best memories. - Dustin Hoffman

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Once you've been really 'bad' in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop. - Jack Nicholson

Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie. - Randal Kleiser

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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