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Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Just try to restract his attention. - Archie Bunker

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Movie about nuns, starring Ingrid Bernstein - Archie Bunker

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

I don't want to be a part of any Bollywood movie. - Russell Peters

Life is what happens when you're not looking at a screen. - Unknown

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

The difference between misery and happiness depends on what we do with our attention. - Sharon Salzberg

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them. - Jerry Seinfeld

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti