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Redneck Car Movie Screen

Keeping the kid's attention during a long ride

Redneck Car Movie Screen thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Bubba's moving cinema solution for the kids

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Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. - Samuel Goldwyn

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. - Donald Trump

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them. - Jerry Seinfeld

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

Once you've been really 'bad' in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop. - Jack Nicholson

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie. - Randal Kleiser

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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