QuotaBillsDo your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben
The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz
When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna
Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire
Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood
As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen
I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles
Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre
For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. - Aristotle
Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold
I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs
In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state. - George Mikes
Speakers who talk about what life has taught them never fail to keep the attention of their listeners. - Dale Carnegie
No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck
Once you've been really 'bad' in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop. - Jack Nicholson
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx
Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie. - Randal Kleiser
If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman
You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke
Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah