QuotaBillsHomemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood
Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown
Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo
Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso
We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug. - Archie Bunker
Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud
Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison
The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie
You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil
Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin
I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White
The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar
When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno
I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young
The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers
Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee
I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz
Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder
The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell
Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke
One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg
When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken