Redneck Firewall

That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco