Redneck Firewall
Bubba has cybersecurity installed in his house
QuotaBillsThat virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg
Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks
Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking
IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino
Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson
Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein
The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker
Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg
The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell
There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben
For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich
We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck
The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard
Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg
A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Feature Creep: 1. The bloating of software with too many features; 2. A nasty software developer. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley
My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw
A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick
My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon
Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright