Redneck Firewall

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco