Redneck Firewall
Bubba has cybersecurity installed in his house
QuotaBillsThat virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg
This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium
The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole
I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore
Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams
Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk
Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb
The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis
The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow
Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard
Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe
I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope
Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown
A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson
Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw
I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden
The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco