Redneck Firewall
Bubba has cybersecurity installed in his house
QuotaBillsLanguage is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben
Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis
People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay
Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard
I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti
Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield
Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg
I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock
Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove
If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman
I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda
The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden
The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg
Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney