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Redneck Janitor

Making chores easy around the house

Redneck Janitor thanks to Roy Taylor

Leaves more time for brewskie and TV!

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Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Housework, if you do it right, can kill you. - Erma Bombeck

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? - Phyllis Diller

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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