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Redneck Janitor

Making chores easy around the house

Redneck Janitor thanks to Roy Taylor

Leaves more time for brewskie and TV!

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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Marrying is easy - it's housework that's hard. - Proverb

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Vacuum Cleaner: 1. A sonic broom; 2. A broom with a stomach. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Does your message end with one point like a sword, or does it end like a broom with a thousand straws? - Vance Havner

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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