QuotaBillsStyle is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield
Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown
Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard
Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle
I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed
Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown
You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker
The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown
Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp
Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison
Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar
In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald
The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie
Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus
Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie
Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain
The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale
Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome
Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa
Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith
I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King