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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

A plumber's idea of Cleopatra. - WC Fields

If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber. - Albert Einstein

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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