Redneck Plumbers
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QuotaBillsWater rusts pipes. - WC Fields
A plumber's idea of Cleopatra. - WC Fields
If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber. - Albert Einstein
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen
May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb
Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com