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Redneck Potter's Wheel

How to use a pottery wheel when you don't have one

Redneck Potter's Wheel thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When time is of the essence for pottery clay

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

Only the spoon knows what is stirring in the pot. - Italian Proverb

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

I'm out there everyday amongst them, in the smelting pot of New York. - Archie Bunker

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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