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Redneck Potter's Wheel

How to use a pottery wheel when you don't have one

Redneck Potter's Wheel thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When time is of the essence for pottery clay

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Every pot will find its lid. - Yiddish Saying

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. - Ambrose Bierce

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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