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Redneck Potter's Wheel

How to use a pottery wheel when you don't have one

Redneck Potter's Wheel thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

The wheel turns and turns and turns: it never stops and stands still. - Anita Desai

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

A committee can't succeed if everybody's on board but nobody's at the wheel. - Kathy Griffith

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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