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Redneck Word For Today

English lessons, one politician at a time

Redneck Word For Today thanks to Mike King

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Words do not make flour. - Italian Proverb

Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Never lose a chance of saying a kind word. - William Thackeray

The best of us must sometimes eat our words. - J K Rowling

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

Silence often gives impressions that words can not. - Unknown

Last words are for fools who haven't said enough. - Karl Marx

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. - Johnny Carson

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. - Mark Twain

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

You can tell the nature of the man by the words he chooses. - Edwin L Cole

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

Talk, talk, talk: the utter and heartbreaking stupidity of words. - William Faulkner

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. - Wendell Johnson

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln

Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thought. - Marcus A. Antoninus

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words. - Elbert Hubbard

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

We have so many words for states of mind, and so few words for the states of the body. - Jeanne Moreau

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. - Mark Twain

When words become unclear, I shall focus with photographs. When images become inadequate, I shall be content with silence. - Ansel Adams

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair


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Should Have Pulled Out

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