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Redneck Word For Today

English lessons, one politician at a time

Redneck Word For Today thanks to Mike King

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

If: A two-letter word for futility - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wouldn't let 'em get in a word wedgewise. - Archie Bunker

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out. - Unknown

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. - Mark Twain

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. - Unknown

Kind words will never die - neither will they buy groceries. - Bill Nye

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Actions prove who someone is; words just prove who they want to be. - Unknown

Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart. - C S Lewis

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

Your balance may be recovered when you trip, but not your words when they slip. - Unknown

Eschaton comes from the Greek word 'echatos', which just means the end. - Terence McKenna

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. - Josh Billings

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break. - William Shakespeare

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

A woman described me as a bit of a looker the other day. Well, 'voyeur' was the actual word she used. - Gary Delaney

As far as I'm concerned, "whom" is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. - Calvin Trillin

The words 'figure' and 'fictitious' both derive from the same Latin root, 'fingere.' Beware! - M.J. Moroney

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

To read means to obtain meaning from words, and legibility is that quality which enables words to be read easily, quickly, and accurately. - John C Tarr

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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Chinese Puzzle Car

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My Toaster Is Broken

Shining Stars

Tunnel Face

The Bugs Are Bad This Year

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Ostrich Imprint

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World's First Hard Hat

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Bag Hang-Up

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