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Redneck Word For Today

English lessons, one politician at a time

Redneck Word For Today thanks to Mike King

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Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

Only the suppressed word is dangerous. - Ludwig Börne

Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

An apology is the best way to have the last word. - Unknown

The best way to keep one's word is not to give it. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. - Johnny Carson

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Talk, talk, talk: the utter and heartbreaking stupidity of words. - William Faulkner

Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. - Ambrose Bierce

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart. - C S Lewis

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, "I'm possible"! - Audrey Hepburn

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

Your balance may be recovered when you trip, but not your words when they slip. - Unknown

He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words. - Elbert Hubbard

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Sometimes your best feelings are found in the words which you type and never send. - Unknown

A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a 'brief.' - Franz Kafka

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song - its that they know them all. - Susan Dooley

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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