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Celebrity profiles - kitchen perspective

Reese Witherspoon thanks to Howard Chapman

Names of the Rich and Famous

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I have an unfortunate personality. - Orson Welles

I discourage a cult of personality. - Newt Gingrich

Only the spoon knows the pot's sorrows. - Don Orsati

There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson

A spoon full of insulin helps the sugar go down. - Unknown

Only the spoon knows what is stirring in the pot. - Italian Proverb

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

She who sups with the devil should have a long spoon. - English Proverb

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

You can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. - John Mayer

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

What you have put into the kettle comes afterwards into your spoon. - Turkestan Proverb

They do certainly give very strange, and newfangled, names to diseases. - Plato

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Proper names are poetry in the raw. Like all poetry they are untranslatable. - W H Auden

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

An attitude of positive expectation is the mark of the superior personality. - Brian Tracy

I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson. - Mark Twain

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

The characteristics of an authentically empowered personality are humbleness, clarity, forgiveness and love. - Gary Zukav

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved. - C S Lewis

Don't make your voice loud to make others listen to you. Make your personality so loud that others beg to listen to you. - Unknown

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where And Who. - Rudyard Kipling

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown


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Stray Cat

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog

Forest Guardian

Sing It Out

UPS and DOWNS

Good Luck Angel

Hosanna in Excel Sheets

British Kingdom

Dance With Me

Mouse Trick

Black Friday Scam

Pianist's Challenge

Economy Flight

Diamond Ring TP

Water Transformer Hazard

Office Irony

Covid Vaccine Testing

The Hills Are Closed

Temperature Tax

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