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There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. - Seneca

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

You get in life what you have the courage to ask for. - Nancy D Solomon

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. - Albert Camus

Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed. - Dale Carnegie

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Being ourselves means sometimes having to find the courage to stand alone, totally alone. - Brene Brown

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Real courage is when you know you're licked before you begin - but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what. - Harper Lee

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us. - Geraldine Brooks

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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