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Reptile Ride

Because riding ponies is for pussies

Reptile Ride thanks to Keith Blake

Taming crocodiles in Georgia

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

The things that courage can do. - James M Barrie

Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Courage is spelled I-N-T-E-G-R-I-T-Y. - Unknown

Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. - Seneca

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Courage is the power to let go of the familiar. - Raymond Lindquist

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow. - Mary A Radmacher

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Integrity is: choosing courage over comfort; choosing what's right over what's fun, fast or easy; and practicing your values. - Brene Brown

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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