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Reptile Ride

Because riding ponies is for pussies

Reptile Ride thanks to Keith Blake

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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Courage is the power to let go of the familiar. - Raymond Lindquist

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed. - Dale Carnegie

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. - Martin H. Fischer

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

I've always been independent. I've always had courage. But I didn't always own my diabetes. - Mary Tyler Moore

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - L. Frank Baum

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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