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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Happiness is a form of courage. - Holbrook Jackson

The things that courage can do. - James M Barrie

Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Courage is the power to let go of the familiar. - Raymond Lindquist

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

With enough courage you can do without a reputation. - Margaret Mitchell

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

To see what is right and not do it is a lack of courage. - Confucius

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

Life was not meant to be easy, but take courage: it can be delightful. - George Bernard Shaw

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Integrity is: choosing courage over comfort; choosing what's right over what's fun, fast or easy; and practicing your values. - Brene Brown

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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