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Revenge

Behind every statue's whitening solution

Revenge thanks to Wayne Nowazek

After years of pent-up emotion, the statue gets a golden opportunity

Forging ahead to perfect yet another bronze statue

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Living well is the best revenge. - George Herbert

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. - Scott Adams

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

The best revenge is to live on and prove yourself. - Eddie Vedder

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury. - Marcus Aurelius

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Revenge is always the weak pleasure of a little and narrow mind. - Juvenal

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Anger ventilated often hurries towards forgiveness; anger concealed often hardens into revenge. - E G Bulwer-Lytton

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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