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Revenge

Behind every statue's whitening solution

Revenge thanks to Wayne Nowazek

After years of pent-up emotion, the statue gets a golden opportunity

Forging ahead to perfect yet another bronze statue

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Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury. - Marcus Aurelius

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

He that studieth revenge keepeth his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well. - John Milton

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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