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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

The court is most merciful when the accused is most rich. - Hebrew Proverb

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb


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