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Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

You can kid the world, but not your sister. - Charlotte Gray

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Lilac: 'He's a nice kid but he can lilac anything.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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