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Marry money. - Max Shulman

God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

Rich the treasure; Sweet the pleasure. - John Dryden

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher


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