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You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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