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How much money is enough? - Talmud

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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