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Whoever is rich is my brother. - Russian Proverb

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

The court is most merciful when the accused is most rich. - Hebrew Proverb

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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