QuotaBillsLove me, love my dog. - English Proverb
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. - St. Augustine
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
Shouting louder does not help if truth has been lost. - Ravi Zacharias
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Technology: to create new hungers to help us forget old ones. - Neil Postman
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce
Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
Two words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust. - Charles R Swindoll
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley
There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself. - H. Norman Schwarzkopf
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison
Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? - George Carlin
To what will you look for help if you will not look to that which is stronger than yourself? - C S Lewis
Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho
Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers
A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W H Auden
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich
There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay