Roadside Assistance

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

The gods help them that help themselves. - Aesop

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself. - H. Norman Schwarzkopf

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

You cannot teach humans anything. You can only help them discover it within themselves. - Galileo

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? - George Carlin

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F Kennedy

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

The trials in our lives are valuable lessons and those lessons can be used to avoid similar situations in the future or even help someone else. - Neviesh Perry

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde