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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Shouting louder does not help if truth has been lost. - Ravi Zacharias

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. - Ronald Reagan

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Two words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust. - Charles R Swindoll

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? - George Carlin

To what will you look for help if you will not look to that which is stronger than yourself? - C S Lewis

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay


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