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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

It doesn't help your five-iron if you're pretty. - Laura Baugh

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. - Ronald Reagan

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself. - Henry Morgan

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. - Adlai Stevenson

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. - Judith Martin

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

You cannot teach humans anything. You can only help them discover it within themselves. - Galileo

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F Kennedy

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W H Auden

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Obey the voice within - it commands us to give of ourselves and help others. As long as we have the capacity to give, we are alive. - Kirk Douglas

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, "What's in it for me?" - Brian Tracy

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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