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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it. - Leo Rosten

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Everyone must be proactive and do all they can to help themselves to stay employed. - Stephen Covey

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

To what will you look for help if you will not look to that which is stronger than yourself? - C S Lewis

If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F Kennedy

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Brag about what your people and team are doing. Build them up and help them find their voice. - Stephanie Matthews

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W H Auden

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on. - Brian Honigman

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

Obey the voice within - it commands us to give of ourselves and help others. As long as we have the capacity to give, we are alive. - Kirk Douglas

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, "What's in it for me?" - Brian Tracy