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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. - St. Augustine

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Shouting louder does not help if truth has been lost. - Ravi Zacharias

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Technology: to create new hungers to help us forget old ones. - Neil Postman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Two words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust. - Charles R Swindoll

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself. - H. Norman Schwarzkopf

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? - George Carlin

To what will you look for help if you will not look to that which is stronger than yourself? - C S Lewis

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W H Auden

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay


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