Roadside Assistance

Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

The gods help them that help themselves. - Aesop

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. - St. Augustine

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

Shouting louder does not help if truth has been lost. - Ravi Zacharias

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. - George Burns

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Two words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust. - Charles R Swindoll

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself. - Henry Morgan

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself. - H. Norman Schwarzkopf

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

You cannot teach humans anything. You can only help them discover it within themselves. - Galileo

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? - George Carlin

To what will you look for help if you will not look to that which is stronger than yourself? - C S Lewis

You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help other people get what they want. - Zig Ziglar

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W H Auden

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on. - Brian Honigman

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

The trials in our lives are valuable lessons and those lessons can be used to avoid similar situations in the future or even help someone else. - Neviesh Perry

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash