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Roadside Assistance

Who can you trust when you've got car problems?

Roadside Assistance thanks to Jim Serritella

Counting on friends to get you out of trouble

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

The gods help them that help themselves. - Aesop

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Technology: to create new hungers to help us forget old ones. - Neil Postman

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. - George Burns

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself. - Henry Morgan

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

When a person slaps you on the back, he may be trying to help you swallow something. - Amish Saying

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

To what will you look for help if you will not look to that which is stronger than yourself? - C S Lewis

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W H Auden

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on. - Brian Honigman

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

The trials in our lives are valuable lessons and those lessons can be used to avoid similar situations in the future or even help someone else. - Neviesh Perry

If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If you lived with a roommate as unstable as this economic system, you would've moved out or demanded that your roommate get professional help. - Richard D Wolff

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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