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Taking the straight and narrow path

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Allege: A high rock shelf. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jump and the net will appear. - Les Brown

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Elastic Band: An old rock group that keeps bouncing back - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To succeed, jump as quickly at opportunities as you do at conclusions. - Benjamin Franklin

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffett

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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