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Rock Jump

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Rock Jump thanks to Jim Serritella

Taking the straight and narrow path

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Allege: A high rock shelf. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jump and the net will appear. - Les Brown

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To succeed, jump as quickly at opportunities as you do at conclusions. - Benjamin Franklin

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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