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Taking the straight and narrow path

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Jump and the net will appear. - Les Brown

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffet

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales


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