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Jump and the net will appear. - Les Brown

I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Elastic Band: An old rock group that keeps bouncing back - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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