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Rooftop Steps

Emergency exit to an emergency tumble

Rooftop Steps thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Taking a step towards one's downfall

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Trying is the first step towards failure. - Homer Simpson

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The first step to knowledge is to know that we are ignorant. - Cecil

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Whenever you take a step forward, you are bound to disturb something. - Indira Gandhi

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha.' - Ernst Haas

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible. - Tony Robbins

Honesty is not only the first step toward greatness, it is greatness itself. - Christian Nestell Bovee

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas Edison

You can never step into the same river twice for new waters are always flowing on to you. - Heraclitus

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffett

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. - Vance Havner

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

As there is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous, so also there is but one from the ridiculous to the sublime. - Samuel Butler

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Four steps to achievement:
1. Plan purposefully.
2. Prepare prayerfully.
3. Proceed positively.
4. Pursue persistently. - William A. Ward

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold


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