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Rooftop Steps

Emergency exit to an emergency tumble

Rooftop Steps thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Taking a step towards one's downfall

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Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

The first step is you have to say that you can. - Will Smith

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The first step in forgiveness is the willingness to forgive. - Marianne Williamson

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Self-delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scale. - Paul Sweeney

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible. - Tony Robbins

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

I've always tried to go a step past wherever people expected me to end up. - Beverly Sills

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas Edison

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Ben Stein

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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