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Rooftop Steps

Emergency exit to an emergency tumble

Rooftop Steps thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Taking a step towards one's downfall

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The first step in forgiveness is the willingness to forgive. - Marianne Williamson

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible. - Tony Robbins

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

I've always tried to go a step past wherever people expected me to end up. - Beverly Sills

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

You can never step into the same river twice for new waters are always flowing on to you. - Heraclitus

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffett

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius

When ordinary people decide to step out and be part of something big, that's when they become extraordinary. - Brett Harris

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. - Vance Havner

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

As there is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous, so also there is but one from the ridiculous to the sublime. - Samuel Butler

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold


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