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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. - Joseph Heller

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

You need to bury the hatchet. No need to hold grudges. That only weighs you down. - Ken Shamrock

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Funeral: A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. - Ambrose Bierce

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don't. - Stephen King

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for. - Tom Robbins

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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