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The healthy die first. - Italian Proverb

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

I want to die young at an advanced age. - Max Lerner

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

The day we stop dreaming is the day we start dying. - Mark Batterson

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

I know we're going to die. But some of us are going to do something about it. - Tom Burnett

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

Hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don't. - Stephen King

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for. - Tom Robbins

When Christ died, He died for you individually just as much as if you'd been the only man in the world. - C S Lewis

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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