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Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

The death of a beloved is an amputation. - C S Lewis

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't mind dying. Trouble is, you feel so bloody stiff the next day. - George Axelrod

A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude. - Ambrose Bierce

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats


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