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QuotaBillsMy people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI
Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny
Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin
To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie
Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown
I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk
Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown
You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl
After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer
His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton
He is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived. - Franz Kafka
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce
Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown
In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin
The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence
He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope
Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley
Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman
Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin
You need to bury the hatchet. No need to hold grudges. That only weighs you down. - Ken Shamrock
It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks
The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood
Death isn't the greatest loss in life. It's what dies inside of us while we live. - Amish Saying
If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.
Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers
My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith
The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel
I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman
When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias
The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe
We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden
When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight
The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash