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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Biography is one of the new terrors of death. - John Arbuthnot

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

The day we stop dreaming is the day we start dying. - Mark Batterson

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. - Unknown

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

You need to bury the hatchet. No need to hold grudges. That only weighs you down. - Ken Shamrock

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

With all the fearful strain that is upon me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die. - Abraham Lincoln

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighbourhood!" - Rodney Dangerfield

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire


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