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All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Little girls soften their daddy's hearts. - Paul Walker

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah