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the girl in the treehouse - Jennifer Asbenson

Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett

All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency. - Archie Bunker

Little girls soften their daddy's hearts. - Paul Walker

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous. - Coco Chanel

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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