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Rudolf Hairstyle

Haircut trends for Christmas

Rudolf Hairstyle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Putting on a bun face backwards

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Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency. - Archie Bunker

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down. - Groucho Marx

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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