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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

One man with courage makes a majority. - Andrew Jackson

I do desire we may be better strangers. - William Shakespeare

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

Never let go of that fiery sadness called desire. - Patti Smith

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish. - Michelangelo

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them. - Bruce Lee

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Two words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust. - Charles R Swindoll

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

Encourage members of your team to take the initiative and act on their own. - Mike Krzyzewski

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

The way of the dreamer is difficult - but anything less is hardly living at all! - Bruce Wilkinson

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

I have tried to keep on with my striving because this is the only hope I have of ever achieving anything worthwhile and lasting. - Arthur Ashe

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung


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