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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic. - Norman Cousins

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Great effort springs naturally from great attitude. - Pat Riley

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen. - Unknown

Our attitude towards others determines their attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. - Martin H. Fischer

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

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