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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Courage is the power to let go of the familiar. - Raymond Lindquist

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Desire nothing for yourself, which you do not desire for others. - Spinoza

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung


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