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Sailing For The Boss

Walking the plank to save the boss's boat

Sailing For The Boss thanks to Jim Serritella

Keeping on a level keel

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Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

The first thing the secretary types is the boss. - Donald Trump

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. - Unknown

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. - Doug Larson

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

I'll sail to Ka-Troo. And bring back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo. A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too. - Theodor Seuss Geisel

The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says 'Go!' ... a leader says 'Let's go!'. - E M Kelly

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci


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