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Sailing For The Boss

Walking the plank to save the boss's boat

Sailing For The Boss thanks to Jim Serritella

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Ross for Boss - Ross Perot

I don't give a ship! - Unknown

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Fireproof: The boss's relatives. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. - Unknown

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. - Doug Larson

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. - Napoleon Hill

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard


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