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Scenic View

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Scenic View thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Some viewpoints include rocky outcroppings

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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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