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Scenic View

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Scenic View thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Some viewpoints include rocky outcroppings

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Nature to be commanded must be obeyed. - Francis Bacon

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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