Scooter Friends

Old friends are best. - John Selden

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com