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Scooter Friends

Scooting around with the neighbourhood dog

Scooter Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

Inspiration on the driveway

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Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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