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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones who win in the lifelong race. - Robert W Service

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own. - St Augustine

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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