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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

Breath: What winners of a race lose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles H Spurgeon

In the race for quality, there is no finish line. - David T. Kearns

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. - H L Mencken

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own. - St Augustine

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace


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