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Screaming Stress

Have you fallen asleep yet?

Screaming Stress thanks to Mike King

Stress awareness level

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I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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