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Screaming Stress

Have you fallen asleep yet?

Screaming Stress thanks to Mike King

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

The whole conjugation was asleep. - Archie Bunker

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo Proverb

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. - Mark Twain

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Remorse goes to sleep during a prosperous period and wakes up in adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rosseau

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. - Steven Wright

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley


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