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Screaming Stress

Have you fallen asleep yet?

Screaming Stress thanks to Mike King

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I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo Proverb

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

It has been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. - Mark Twain

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamed that I was reading on, so I awoke from sheer boredom. - Heinrich Neine

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson


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