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Screaming Stress

Have you fallen asleep yet?

Screaming Stress thanks to Mike King

Stress awareness level

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I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't been asleep. - Unknown

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Silence speaks so much louder than screaming tantrums. Never give anyone an excuse to say that you're crazy. - Taylor Swift

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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