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Sea Horse

Preparing for the annual Redneck equestrian rodeo

Sea Horse thanks to Keith Blake

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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper


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