Sea Horse

Mayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies! - Dr. Seuss

Sherbet: 1. A horse that can't lose; 2. A tip on a horse race or sporting event. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com