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Sea Horse

Preparing for the annual Redneck equestrian rodeo

Sea Horse thanks to Keith Blake

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Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies! - Dr. Seuss

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare


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