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Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

If it gets laughs, it's funny. - Rachel Dratch

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Jazz is not dead... it just smells funny. - Frank Zappa

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. - Peter Ustinov

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran

Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas. - Unknown

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there. - Martin Luther

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. - Steve Martin

You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. - joe-kster

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. - John Powell

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different. - C S Lewis

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com