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Life is laughter. - Theodore Melfi

I like laughter around me. - Mireille Enos

For every laugh there should be a tear. - Walt Disney

Jazz is not dead... it just smells funny. - Frank Zappa

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. - Peter Ustinov

Laugh at yourself first before anyone else can. - Elsa Maxwell

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. - Erma Bombeck

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. - Billy Wilder

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

Laugh an' th' world laughs with you, weep an' it keeps on laughin'. - Kin Hubbard

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved. - J. Russell Lynes