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Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live. - Milton Berle

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there. - Martin Luther

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens. - David Hyde Pierce

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

Laugh an' th' world laughs with you, weep an' it keeps on laughin'. - Kin Hubbard

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

You don't have to teach people to be funny, you only have to give them permission. - Harvey Mindess

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it. - Bill Nye

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. - Kurt Cobain

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz