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Seaworthy Car

Custom steering wheel for boat captains on the road

Seaworthy Car thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Knotical miles ahead of its time

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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

All great calamities on land and sea have been traced to inspectors who did not inspect. - Kin Hubbard

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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