Seaworthy Car

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H Spurgeon

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt