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Seaworthy Car

Custom steering wheel for boat captains on the road

Seaworthy Car thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Knotical miles ahead of its time

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Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor


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