Seaworthy Car

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H. Spurgeon

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz