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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

At the deaf man's door, knock as much as you like. - Greek Proverb

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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