See-Thru Windows

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

Monarchy: Used to open doors in a Royal Palace. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rapscallion: A door knocker shaped like an onion - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

Have you ever wondered why opportunity only knocks once, yet temptation bangs on the door constantly? - Unknown

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson