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See-Thru Windows thanks to Keith Blake

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Be an opener of doors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out. - Rabindranath Tagore

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Have you ever wondered why opportunity only knocks once, yet temptation bangs on the door constantly? - Unknown

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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