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Senior Eye Exam

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Senior Eye Exam thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Camera illusion du jour

Did you see the bare butt of the girl in the background? If you did see that in the picture, you need to have your eyes checked, as that is the armpit of the girl holding the camera.

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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Cauterize: Made eye contact with her - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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