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Senior Eye Exam

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Senior Eye Exam thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Camera illusion du jour

Did you see the bare butt of the girl in the background? If you did see that in the picture, you need to have your eyes checked, as that is the armpit of the girl holding the camera.

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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

In the eyes of Krypton, they were all dead. - Superman

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Distance has the same effect on the mind as on the eye. - Samuel Johnson

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Stories create community, enable us to see through the eyes of other people, and open us to the claims of others. - Peter Forbes

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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