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Senior Eye Exam

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Senior Eye Exam thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Camera illusion du jour

Did you see the bare butt of the girl in the background? If you did see that in the picture, you need to have your eyes checked, as that is the armpit of the girl holding the camera.

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It is not the I, what an eye can eye. - Ek Kadam

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent. - William Shakespeare

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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