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Senior Eye Exam

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Senior Eye Exam thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Camera illusion du jour

Did you see the bare butt of the girl in the background? If you did see that in the picture, you need to have your eyes checked, as that is the armpit of the girl holding the camera.

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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Cauterize: Made eye contact with her - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Distance has the same effect on the mind as on the eye. - Samuel Johnson

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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