Senior Eye Exam

Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Cauterize: Made eye contact with her - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Distance has the same effect on the mind as on the eye. - Samuel Johnson

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown