Senior Eye Exam
Do you need glasses?
Camera illusion du jour
Did you see the bare butt of the girl in the background? If you did see that in the picture, you need to have your eyes checked, as that is the armpit of the girl holding the camera.
QuotaBillsA friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is not the I, what an eye can eye. - Ek Kadam
The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert
Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb
Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert
Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne
If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown
Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton
Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes? - Theophile Gautierv
If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte
In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb
Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan
It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky
Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown
I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne
The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff
Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare
Managing only for profit is like playing tennis with your eye on the scoreboard and not on the ball. - Ichak Adizes
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen
My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost
Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown
That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.
A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall
You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy
Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau