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Seniors Bike Club

How to help Grandma on the road to recovery

Seniors Bike Club thanks to Barry McCartney

Taking one last spin around the block

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One more stage, one more limo, one more run for your life. - John Lennon

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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