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Seniors Bike Club

How to help Grandma on the road to recovery

Seniors Bike Club thanks to Barry McCartney

Taking one last spin around the block

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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