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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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